Quotes of: Joke Keyword

The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you.

Bo Burnham

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

Dave Attell

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes.

Steve Carell

She probably thought I was making a dumb joke, but sometimes history sounded like a dumb joke. History was either a dumb joke or a cruel joke.

Total Oblivion, More or Less

What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke...

Paul Feig

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

Mike Myers

'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke.

Alison Brie

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

Jack Dee

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

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I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don't have to hurt anybody to be really funny.

Ross Mathews

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

Dave Attell

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

Anna Torv

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

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Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

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You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were-

J.K. Rowling

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.

Wanda Sykes

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

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He that jokes confesses.

Italian

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.

Mitt Romney

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

George Mikes

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

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