Dick Dale don't surf no more.
I don't own an iPod!
I can't play a slave.
A rhyme doesn't make a song.
If it weren't for the Beatles, I would not be a musician.
I decided sitcoms weren't for me.
Dancing is kind of my thing.
I intend to be me. Whatever that is.
I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.
There will never be talking pictures.
I'd like to be a giant enabler.
I'm so happy when I'm working.
Why can't I be the adorable one?
I try not to be overly analytical.
I wouldn't vote for Obama.
To me, comedy is a game.
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.
I was tired of playing the goodie-two-shoes.
The only greatness for man is immortality.
Everyone likes a bit of competition.
I don't watch much TV at all.
