I'm so happy when I'm working.
Why can't I be the adorable one?
I try not to be overly analytical.
I wouldn't vote for Obama.
To me, comedy is a game.
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.
I was tired of playing the goodie-two-shoes.
The only greatness for man is immortality.
Everyone likes a bit of competition.
I don't watch much TV at all.
I definitely believe in ghosts.
I've always been pathologically skinny.
Arguments are healthy. They clear the air.
I can't sing or dance.
I don't know if I'm so righteous.
Casting is 65 percent of directing.
I always enjoyed going into the holodeck.
I want nothing to do with privilege.
I was right for the role. It's as simple as that.
I was trained as a straight dramatist.
Joan Rivers was my hero.