Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies
Everyone's really lazy in L.A.
Some girls are taught to be sexy.
I've reached my goal with snowboarding.
I want to perform well.
I was a monster, a problem child.
I like to stay in the moment.
Trick names are so ridiculous!
I invented the cordless extension cord.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
I'm obsessed with my children.
I have this burgeoning reputation for playing a scumbag.
L.A. is my American city.
I take one of the interferon therapies, Rebif.
I plan to live to be 120!
Nothing's wrong with honest emotion.
An actor has to embody a role.
I was really shy as a kid.
I have to reign myself in a lot.
I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.
