Theatres are built because they were the boards for entertainment.
I'd never planned on being a model.
I was a high-school dropout; I was a loner.
I like things that are unique and extreme.
When you look at athletes, they have fundamentals.
I'm using more energy than ever.
Are we the first hominids? I really, really, really doubt it.
I find these shows very touching sometimes.
Is this a proposal? I'm married now, you know.
These fans are there to support me, and I'm so appreciative of that.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
I've quoted Lost in America several times.
Oh yah, I'm definitely an old rocker.
I haven't only been offered Hasidic roles.
When you're a kid, you don't want to be teased.
I'm just chatty. But I do express my opinion.
Basically I try not to knock other comedians.
I am not successful, in terms of Hollywood.
You never accomplish everything you want to accomplish.
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
Cleaning isn't all that interesting to me. I'm disorganized.
