I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I grew up in a funny way.
All men are equal before fish.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Communism is like one big phone company.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.
In real life, comedians aren't funny.
I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.
Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.
Let's have some new cliches.
Sex is funny and love is serious.
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
It's funny: There's a lot of comics on 'Breaking Bad.'
