All my children inherited perfect pitch.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
I'd like to do a film which is funny.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'
God made a way out of no way.
I learn the lines and pray to God.
Music is part of God's universe.
Thank God for the journey.
I'm not a god - I do bad things.
