My following is straight. I'm so glad.
Now I'm the go-to-girl for silent films.
I have season tickets to the Lakers and the Clippers.
I'm not a hockey fan. I'm not a golf fan.
I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
I've done everything that's possible to be done.
The only way to Cuba is with the CIA.
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
I don't need adult supervision.
The Celtics don't celebrate anything but championships.
I'm not lost, they just moved my street.
Funeral by funeral, theory advances.
If there's something wrong, speak up!
Every country has it trade offs.
Everything I touch turns to gold.
I do believe in pensions.
I prefer fact to fiction.
I hate being too pretty.
I don't do the super-clean-living L.A. thing.
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
The darker the character, the more interesting.
