You'll never find me in a gym.
In Dogtown, skateboards are like bikes to the Chinese.
If I'm crazy, I'm blissfully so!
I like to write a lot of satire.
I wrote comedy sketches in college.
I do what I believe.
I've had to find my sanity.
What I wanted originally was six kids.
I'm bloody awful at multi-tasking.
I just rediscovered my guitar.
I'm not a macroeconomics person.
I never resented anybody for being successful.
My anonymity is something I treasure.
I've never been no superficial cat.
Man is a universe within himself.
We live in a strange bubble.
There are no record companies in Waikiki.
There will never be no love at all.
There isn't a comedian in the world that hasn't bombed.
I'm the man that brought you the mullet.
I'm a Christian by choice.
