Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.
In the ring, I never really knew fear.
Tomorrow is no man's gift.
I can't predict the future.
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
I know how to be funny to black audiences.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
I'd like to do a film which is funny.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
