Trick names are so ridiculous!
I invented the cordless extension cord.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
Be a doer and not a critic.
I'm obsessed with my children.
The world is a penal institution.
I was bitten by an octopus.
I'm a fan of Jeb Bush's.
I have this burgeoning reputation for playing a scumbag.
L.A. is my American city.
I take one of the interferon therapies, Rebif.
I plan to live to be 120!
Nothing's wrong with honest emotion.
An actor has to embody a role.
Reality is a powerful solvent.
I was really shy as a kid.
I have to reign myself in a lot.
I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
I don't want that to be the headline.
There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.
Don't be afraid to look silly.
