I earned my famous name.
It's not my goal to be a famous actor.
If there is a future, it will be Green.
Everybody's funny if you love them.
Women have been funny for years.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
I never get to be funny on T.V.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I just want to be known as funny.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
You know, funny can be universal.
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
All the religions are super funny to me.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
There, but for the grace of God, goes God.
