Joe: [as Dirk is in his truck and trying to rub his penis to get an erection] Come on! Dirk: [Dirk stops] I can't! I can't get it hard, right? I can't. I'm sorry! [another truck suddenly pulls up with a group of guys] Joe: You just shouldn't do this ...
Age for me is just a number.
It's been an amazing year of individual performances.
If you go back to the Greeks and Romans, they talk about all three - wine, food, and art - as a way of enhancing life.
The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.
You do the best you can.
The best feeling is to win by knockout.
Whatever your path is, that's your path.
My wife and I are very affectionate.
No one has ever drowned in sweat.
I'm passionate about pleasing people.
Success is not forever and failure isn't fatal.
It's important for me to have my family close.
I've done the same thing in the world of business that winners do in the game. I watch them, admire them.
Good luck is a residue of preparation.
We need somebody to give us a chance.
I'm built like my dad. Stocky, strong.
It's OK to be outspoken about your faith.
Don't be a spectator, don't let life pass you by.
The trouble with law is lawyers.
Most of my cliches aren't original.
