Joe: This man set us up. Nice Guy Eddie: Dad, I'm sorry, but I don't know what the hell's happening. Joe: It's all right, Eddie. I do. Mr. White: What the fuck are you talking about? Joe: That lump of shit's working with the L.A.P.D. Mr. Orange: Joe,...
Daniel Molloy: What about crucifixes? Louis: Crucifixes? Daniel Molloy: Yes, can you look at them? Louis: Actually I am quite fond of looking at crucifixes. Daniel Molloy: What about the old stake through the heart? Louis: Nonsense Daniel Molloy: Cof...
Flowers are restful to look at. They have neither emotions nor conflicts.
Medical debts are the number-one cause of bankruptcy in America.
Louis: Hey, keep your fucking mouth shut, all right? I mean it not one fucking word! Melanie: Okay, Louis... [Louis pulls a gun and shoots Melanie twice]
Lestat: Oh Louis, Louis. Still whining, Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries.
The earth laughs in flowers.
Being a songwriter, singer, and a great part of a unit is more important than being Joe Guitar Hero.
I love... Eskimo Joe's. I have tons of Eskimo Joe's clothes and cups in my house, 'cause I love Eskimo Joe's.
Gardening is not a rational act.
I studied in a medical college and qualified myself as a medical graduate.
There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage.
Daniel Molloy: So, what do you do? Louis: I'm a vampire. Daniel Molloy: Hmm. That's something I've never heard before. You mean this literally, I take it? Louis: Absolutely. I was waiting for you in that alleyway: watching you watching me. And then y...
Pawnbroker: Burnt my fingers, man. Louis Winthorpe III: I beg your pardon? Pawnbroker: Man, that watch is so hot, it's smokin'. Louis Winthorpe III: Hot? Do you mean to imply stolen? Pawnbroker: I'll give you 50 bucks for it. Louis Winthorpe III: Fif...
Claudia: Madeleine, Louis is shy. Madeleine: Drink. Claudia: Do it, Louis, because I cannot, I haven't the strength. You saw to that when you made me. Louis: You haven't the vaguest conception under God what you ask. Madeleine: Au contraire, Monsieur...
Louis: Do you think I would let them harm you? Claudia: No, you would not, Louis. Danger holds you to me. Louis: Love holds you to me.
Older Joe: How's your French coming? Joe: Good. You gonna tell me I ought to be learning Mandarin? Older Joe: I never regretted learning French. [in French] Older Joe: I know you have a gun between your legs. [in English] Older Joe: No? Well, you'll ...
Princess Ann: Have I been here all night, alone? Joe Bradley: If you don't count me, yes. Princess Ann: So I've spent the night here - with you? Joe Bradley: Well now, I-I don't know that I'd use those words exactly, but uh, from a certain angle, yes...
Pvt. Little Joe: Kelly's even got us armor support. Big Joe: [facing Kelly] What armor? Crapgame: [interrupting] Three Shermans from the 321st. Big Joe: [still facing Kelly] Who's in command? Crapgame: It's a top line outfit, I personally recommend t...
I crave my mom's Sloppy Joes.
I enjoy sports in person.
