Quotes of: Job-description Keyword

In a brave and noble way, I want to sacrifice my life one day so that two of my clones can live.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to write a song about one man's level of commitment called, "I'd walk to the edge of the world, just to dump your body.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to possess enough courage to fill a Campbell’s soup can. And then I want to use my courage to feed the homeless. Isn’t courage not only filling, but delicious?

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to be a creature that’s half bee, half the letter B. That way I can pollinate the world with my literacy.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to replace my knees with miniature Rube Goldberg machines. That way you'll know how difficult it is for me to simply walk out of your life.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to remember our fallen heroes. And after I’ve spent a day remembering them, I want to extend my arm and help them up.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to have breasts the size of Florida, so that people might see me at Ponte Vedra beach and gasp, “Look at the size of his Naples!

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a whisper in the future. And all those who are caught whispering will be shot.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to make love like the most romantic thing ever, but I just don’t know how to go about learning how to fornicate like a flower.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink ever.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the secondary, or “flat” characters, are all maps. It’ll be a story about boundaries.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

One sticking point was that Jobs wanted his payout to be in cash. Amelio insisted that he needed to "have skin in the game" and take the payout in stock that he would agree to hold for at least a year.” Jobs resisted. Finally, they compromised: Job...

Steve Jobs

But then Job was a man. Invisibility was intolerable to men. What complaint would a female Job dare to put forth? And if, having done so, and He deigned to remind her of how weak and ignorant she was, where was the news in that? What shocked Job into...

A Mercy

A good rest is half the job.

Yugoslavian

The emphasis should be on why we do a job.

W. Edwards Deming

Our job is to bring the dead facts to life.

William Bernbach

It was a job, and I was just doing my job.

Johnny Ramone

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

Robin Williams

Desperation works in job search as well as it does in dating.

Never Apply for a Job Again!: Break the Rules, Cut the Line, Beat the Rest

My job, my only job here in this moment, is to love myself and, by extension, to love others. My job is just to live and to realize that to live is to love.

The Love Mindset

A black agenda is jobs, jobs, jobs, quality education, investment in infrastructure and strong democratic regulation of corporations. The black agenda, at its best, looks at America from the vantage point of the least of these and asks what's best fo...

Cornel West