Jimmy Johnston: [to Gould] They ought to put your mouth in a circus.
Jimmy Serrano: Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone.
Bachelor parties would pay a lot of money to hire Pat Buchanan to come.
The main thing that you have to remember on this journey is, just be nice to everyone and always smile.
For me, I think the Lord wanted me to win to put a smile on Chinese people's faces.
The same people who smile in my face would be the same ones to talk behind my back.
I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love him; he's a kick.
Black music is too big and too powerful not to have its own awards show.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
My favorite sports movies, I like 'Remember the Titans' and 'Hoosiers' Jimmy Chitwood, from the corner.
And most of these pilots were lost during the first five flights.
I learned again that the mind-body-spirit connection has to be in balance.
I suppose I should include Uncle Jimmy, Aunt Alexandra’s husband, but as he never spoke a word to me in my life except to say, “Get off the fence,” once, I never saw any reason to take notice of him. Neither did Aunt Alexandra. Long ago, in a b...
American nuclear reactors are well into middle age. The median age of an operating reactor in the U.S. is 34 years, placing start-up in midst of the Carter administration.
...sex is the number one cause of ruin for all male to female relationship.
I'm too sexy for a grocery store. John Carter Quinn
The failure of Christianity in the areas west from Sicily was even greater, and was increased by the spread of Arab outlooks and influence to that area, and especially to Spain.
There's no question that Kennedy was an utter failure as a passer of laws during his proverbial thousand days.
History may be divided into three movements: what moves rapidly, what moves slowly and what appears not to move at all.
