I'm not really the nurturer type.
My daughters are my Picassos.
People are always afraid of the truth.
I'm working myself to death.
Greetings and death to our enemies.
Death is the beginning of something.
Fear is not one of my attributes.
Naked dudes are inherently funny.
I was born to be funny.
Chris Guest movies are funny.
I was shot from the funny gun.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously.
I like children - fried.
Macho does not prove mucho.
The joy of life is in the work.
Life is definitely not a rehearsal, this is it.
Life is fleeting. It is to be enjoyed.
I dress to kill, but tastefully.
That audience is there for me.
I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.
