Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
When politicians use fear, they are playing into the enemy's hand.
You need fear to create, to live.
The world's most famous and popular language is music.
There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.
When I say something funny, I don't laugh.
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.
I rant, therefore I am.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.
I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.
Sex is funny and love is serious.
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
It's funny: There's a lot of comics on 'Breaking Bad.'
It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
