I like playing the villain.
But the reality is that we are a folk band.
I'm trying to remain unfamous.
I really believe in melody.
I like to do a lot of cardio.
I do get around. Geographically, that is.
I don't even have a TV.
Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.
I felt I was painting with a Popsicle.
I'm the mold that grunge was grown in.
My face is my passport.
If you're not challenged, you'll get bored.
I'm not a big jazz fan.
I don't like piano solos.
A record is a message, timeless.
If I don't work for a while, I don't work for a while.
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
Work is both my living and my pleasure.
Work is the only meanin' I've ever known.
I work to please my audience.
I cherish my work and all of my readers.