I'm thrilled to get hired every once in a while.
I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
I'm proud of my hands; they look like my grandma's.
I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
When I'm writing a song, I try to be the character.
You don't want to be outside during blackfly season.
My voice is stronger today than ever.
I'm really just a country boy.
I had gotten one of the first Korg synthesizers with 300 presets.
Sing the song or keep it inside.
To me glamour isn't about being sparkly.
A lot of songs are derivative of each other.
My parents think I'm better under pressure.
People are different when they're 30 than they are when they're 16.
The people in the Philippines are so extraordinarily nice.
Hitchcock had a very strange mind.
Faulkner was almost oriental. I never got into Faulkner.
I was quite a reader before I became a writer.
You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.
My dream was never to become this unattainable star.
I'm an artist; I'm not going to use trigonometry.
