I had a very funny family.
My greatest fear is to be misunderstood.
I don't fear anybody... at all.
I have a paralyzing fear of snakes.
I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke.
Fear is something I try not to absorb.
I'm a lousy predictor of the future.
Women have been funny for years.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
I never get to be funny on T.V.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I just want to be known as funny.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
A country song is a song about life.
Life doesn't stop with football.
My material life is simple.
I really love 'The Thing.'
