I’m the sexiest of them all! - Carol
Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine.
Don't Mormons believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers?
Scientology is much more accepted in Hollywood than Jesus.
I have a great faith in God and Jesus.
My life's goal is to bring glory to Jesus.
Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving.
I didn't find Jesus. He's been there the whole time.
Withnail: Jesus. You're covered in shit.
Jesus is not the 'founder of Christianity.'
Pies mean Thanksgiving and Christmas and picnics.
By the hairy balls of Jesus
When hunting a Maltese Falcon, catch it, but don’t scratch it!
Insanity is believing in the "professionals" when Jesus is the answer.
Going back to legalistic roots contaminates the blood of Jesus.
The real minister's name that we honor is Jesus, not Schuller.
When you look at all the miracles attributed to Jesus, they're all about change.
I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.
Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday.
Death may be the King of terrors... but Jesus is the King of kings!
Every spirit that does not confess Jesus is not from God.
