Those who can least bear a jest upon themselves, will be most diverted with one passed on others.
Que fazer amor com alguém de quem não se gosta dá uma sensação de maior solidão do que não se tivesse feito.
The Moms revealed that if you're not crazy then speaking to someone who isn't there is termed and is valid art.
It's weird to feel like you miss someone you're not even sure you know.
Od svega što ima i jeste,ja sam hteo da napravim sredstvo kojim bih savladao i osvojio svet, a sada je taj svet od mene načinio svoje sredstvo.
This is what we do. Not so much argue as joust, in jest. We can't stop pushing and pulling the taffy of words and concepts.
Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you.
I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
I was three. My father in jest said that he'd tell the doctor to give me a shot if I didn't behave. Good heavens, I have a mental picture of the living room and the doctor approaching the door. I was terrified.
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly.
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.
The ways of fate are indeed hard to understand. If there is not some compensation hereafter, then the world is a cruel jest.
Here's a proposal, offered only partly in jest: no resident of the United States, whether born here or abroad, should get to be a citizen until age 18, at which time each such resident has to take a test.
His jest shall savour but a shallow wit, when thousands more weep than did laugh it.
...most Substance-addicted people are also addicted to thinking, meaning they have a compulsive and unhealthy relationship with their own thinking.
Why do prostitutes when they get straight always try and get so prim? It's like long-repressed librarian-ambitions come flooding out.
Hal finds he rather envies a man who feels he has something to explain his being fucked up, parents to blame it on.
You decide. You be the judge. It says You are welcome regardless of severity. Severity is in the eye of the sufferer, it says. Pain is pain.
This appetite to choose death by pleasure if it is available to choose - this appetite of your people unable to choose appetites, this is the death.
The right honorable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests, and to his imagination for his facts.
