Jessica Rabbit: Uh-oh. It's the weasels! This way. We'll take Gingerbread Lane. Eddie Valiant: No, no! Gingerbread Lane's this way! [Points with his thumb; suddenly, Benny the Cab appears in front of them] Benny the Cab: So, Valiant, you call a cab o...
There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire.
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Even if it's your wedding, if you're a guy, it's boring.
And what is a stage dad, or a stage mom? It's someone who's protective. That's all.
Photography is more about money now but then so are most things.
I love Jessica Simpson. I love her voice. She's amazing.
My greatest friend is truth.
No, Lucius is harmless,' I fibbed.
I'm just a photographer, not a movie star.
When I'm in my car, I'm listening to books, audio books, always.
The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.
Success to me is being a good person, treating people well.
To get rich, you have to be making money while you're asleep.
In the hands of the ego, marriage is a prison. It is exclusive. It is a place where people are constantly reminded of their failures and limited by the energies of another person. It is rife with judgment and blame.
Eddie Valiant: So, how long have you known it was Doom? Jessica Rabbit: Before poor Marvin was killed, he confided in me that Judge Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown, and he wouldn't stop at anything. Eddie Valiant: So he gave you the will for...
We live in an age where anonymity is growing in magnitude like a bomb going off.
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
I love to shop at Macy's. It has a huge Guess section and lots of Jessica Simpson stuff.
Jessica: I don't want your slutty money!
People who have power respond simply. They have no minds but their own.