I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
I'm a car nut. My father was a parts manager at a Chevrolet dealership.
There's a real power in heels and a good dress.
My whole life has been about risk and reward.
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
I know a lot about Jewish comedians.
I'm just so glad that girl power is working in Hollywood.
I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.
Rupert Pupkin: [arguing with Masha] What about things that I did for you that no money can buy, no money can buy? What about the time I gave you my spot! You came over there, I gave you my spot! You stood there and I let you get right next to Jerry. ...
...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says women aren't funny,' or 'Rick Fenderman says women aren't funny... Do you have anything to say to that?' Yes. We don't fucking care if you like it. I...
[Jerry sees Joe impersonating a wealthy yachtsman to flirt with Sugar] Sugar: [to Joe] This is my friend Daphne, she's a Vassar girl. Daphne: I'm a what? Sugar: Or was it Bryn Mawr? Junior: [firmly to Jerry] I heard a very sad story about a girl that...
Sugar: Oh Josephine! The most wonderful thing happened! Joe: What? Sugar: Guess. Joe: They repealed prohibition? Jerry: Oh come now, you can do better than that. Sugar: I met one of them. Joe: One of whom? Sugar: Shell Oil Junior. He's got millions, ...
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years.
I have faced up to what I am.
We do not want to have mercy for the things God has under judgment. We do not want to fall in the ditch on the otherside of unsanctified mercy.
Well there are those that you wield and those that you join.
The darker the film, the more vital everyone's sense of humor is on set.
Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldn't normally try.
