I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.
Life's just a cocktail party - on the street.
I like to make collages - paper collages.
A Conservative government is necessary. There is no credible alternative.
I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.
With Ricky Gervais, it's all shades of wrong, it's my kind of humor.
I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.
For a Jewish guy, I've recorded a lot of Christmas albums.
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas.
I am not officially involved now in the direction of the Teen Challenge ministry, but I rejoice that God permits me to be the father of these ministries.
Life has a way of working out the way it's meant to.
I love 'Jerry Maguire.' I absolutely love it.
Sharon Osbourne is such a blast and she's so, so bright.
I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.
It's not the same without Jerry. It never will be.
Jerry Lundegaard: You're darn tootin'!
People here don't identify themselves by their sports team.
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
'No Country for Old Men' was epic.
I was fired by 'America's Next Top Model' on my birthday.
