Quotes of: Jerry Keyword

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

Wavy Gravy

I would call myself a Gnostic. Which means, I'm interested in pursuing and understanding the spiritual nature of things. A Gnostic is somebody seeking knowledge of that aspect of reality.

Robert Crumb

Being in the latter stages of life means the morning is unkind to the reflection. It takes a few hours for the creases to fall out. By about 4 P.M., I look quite nice.

Jeremy Hardy

It's a fairly common phenomenon of London life - people having fully developed critiques of books they haven't read and films they haven't seen. I'd probably include myself in that.

Peter Baynham

Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books.

Guy Browning

Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it.

Clint Eastwood

Back then, I, most rockers loved Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis... you know in the '60s.

Joe Cocker

After much prayer, careful study and reliance on the Holy Spirit, I have concluded this about Christ’s intercession for us. Jesus died on the cross to purchase peace with God for me – and He is in heaven now to maintain that peace, for me and in ...

David Wilkerson

Jerry Bruckheimer says that he makes films that he would want to see, and it seems that that coincides with what a lot of people want to see.

Bill Nighy

There are people worse off than me. I've had a very long run. I'm fine really. I'm just old.

Barry Took

I used to tell moms that for the sake of their well-being they had to put themselves first. But I know now that's not always possible.

Jillian Michaels

Jerry Coleman was the kind of player who made me proud to wear the pinstripes.

Joe Torre

My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.

Jack Whitehall

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

Jack Dee

In particular, I found praying very disturbing, like swimming with bricks tied to your feet. And yet I was drawn to it constantly.

Jack Dee

Jerry Rice had won two Super Bowls already by the time he got to his ninth year in the league. That's what it's all about: winning that ring.

Larry Fitzgerald

Rupert Pupkin: I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so.

The King of Comedy

Max Jerry Horovitz: [to Mary] You are my best friend. You are my only friend.

Mary and Max

Max Jerry Horovitz: Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody.

Mary and Max

Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kaufman, did you come here to wrestle or act like an ass?

Man on the Moon

Jerry: That's the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre