I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.
It's financially advantageous to make a picture in Berlin, Germany. They have a very effective rebate system.
Before I ever put anything on paper, Jerry and I would talk back and forth.
The image of my face I hold in my mind is always about 10 years out of date.
Rupert Pupkin: Well I'm sorry. I made a mistake. Jerry Langford: So did Hitler.
Jerry: We're up the creek and you want to hock the paddle!
Jerry: Come on guys, quit goofing on me.
If you have a lot of nature in your city, it becomes a more enjoyable place. That's my own feeling about it.
Information can bring you choices and choices bring power - educate yourself about your options and choices. Never remain in the dark of ignorance.
I've always been an actor, a lowly actor without power, so I've never been corrupted. I've never even directed.
It struck me that what I'd heard about certain celebrities was true: they had It, whatever the hell It was. Star power isn't a myth; it is tangible and forceful.
I think comedy and satire are a very important part of democracy, and it's important we are able to laugh at the idiosyncrasies or the follies or vanities of people in power.
That's ultimately the thing that sticks out to you most, that's most important to me, is that I have the respect of my teammates.
America's criminal justice system isn't known for rehabilitation. I'm not sure that, as a society, we are even interested in that concept anymore.
I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.
A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing.
Horses teach you patience and how to do things the right way so you can get the right result.
In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.
All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.
Scotty Lundegaard: [finishing supper] May I be excused? Jerry Lundegaard: Ya done, there? Scotty Lundegaard: Yah. Can I go out? Jean Lundegaard: Where ya goin'? Scotty Lundegaard: Just to McDonalds. Jerry Lundegaard: Be back at 9:30. [Scotty exits] W...
What is it about tears that should be so terrifying? the touch of God is marked by tears...deep, soul-shaking tears, weeping...it comes when that last barrier is down and you surrender yourself to health and wholeness
