Quotes of: Jerry Keyword

When you strip it of everything else, Pentecost stands for power and life. That's what came into the church when the Holy Spirit came down on the day of Pentecost.

The Cross and the Switchblade

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

Happy Birthday to You!

You can't burn memories, Jerri. I guess you know that now.

Stupid Fast

When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce.

Giada De Laurentiis

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

Kirstie Alley

To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.

Lionel Blue

I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother.

Sheridan Smith

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

Steven Wright

The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday.

Tammy Blanchard

There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the best comedy goes beyond the rules.

Robin Ince

I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me.

Paul Putner

People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

Rory Bremner

I've no idea what they make of me. People usually don't recognise themselves in an impression.

Rory Bremner

I can't look at John Prescott without thinking of Les Dawson, and Robin Cook is a caricature of himself.

Rory Bremner

I wish my father had lived longer. He died when I was 18.

Rory Bremner

Like millions of Scots, I've agonised over whether to go for independence or remain with the Union.

Rory Bremner

You don't have to be a Fundamentalist Christian to be interested in the Bible. It's really a fascinating mythology.

Robert Crumb

Promoting a record on a major label is like running a minor military campaign.

Robyn Hitchcock

I'm a big fan of community, and I think independence is over-rated.

Sally Phillips

Harry Patch didn't get enough recognition. Jerry Garcia got too much.

Trevor Dunn

I think it's Jerry's masterful fiction writing.

Tim LaHaye