Quotes of: Jerry Keyword

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

Denis Leary

The Great Hall at the Met is one of the great portals of the world... From there, you can walk in any direction to almost any culture.

Thomas P. Campbell

I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.

Vince Vaughn

I have the power of my height. Growing up, it was a total drawback. There was nothing good about it at all.

Allison Janney

For a good chunk of Israelis, it doesn't matter who is in power when it comes to dealing with the Palestinians. Their focus was more on economic issues.

Jonathan Katz

Each year India and China produce four million graduates compared with just over 250,000 in Britain.

Gordon Brown

I went to military college in Canada and graduated as an officer in the Navy but also as an engineer.

Marc Garneau

Our promise to our children should be this: if you do well in school, we will pay for you to obtain a college degree.

Ruth Ann Minner

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.

Jack Whitehall

Likewise today, some Christians are content to merely exist until they die. They don't want to risk anything, to believe God, to grow or mature. They refuse to believe his Word, and have become hardened in their unbelief. Now they're living just to d...

David Wilkerson

You've got to listen to the universe, to life, to God, whatever you want to call it. Because its going to speak to you.

Jillian Michaels

I have got a fantastic life and I just like to get on with it, and I am quite a private person.

Jack Whitehall

I can get a dance party started pretty much anywhere and anytime.

Claire Danes

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

Hal Sparks

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

Bernie Mac

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning

I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely.

Jack Whitehall

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

Jack Dee

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

Jack Dee

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

Jack Dee

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

Jack Dee