Quotes of: Jerry Keyword

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Lyndon B. Johnson

I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at the time.

Rory Bremner

I think people expect mud at festivals, I think you'd be asking for your money back if you didn't get it.

Peter Hook

I'm not, by nature, a collaborator. My biggest influences were people like painters and poets. These are solitary workers.

Robert Wyatt

Politics, nature, and what is happening all over the world is important to who we are and where we live.

Ziggy Marley

What I learned then was there is a certain power in a three piece band. The more people you put on that stage, the more diluted it becomes.

Greg Lake

I'm challenged by people like Russell Crowe and Sean Penn who come in with such incredible discipline and power.

Josh Lucas

I am not the Jesus of the official church tolerated by those in power. I am not your superstar.

Klaus Kinski

The power of television - it's so present in our lives, we don't even know how powerful it is.

Melissa Leo

I always said I wanted to be scientist, but I didn't really have the staying power.

Nina Conti

I really learned the power of the tube on Sesame Street and how it can influence a very young mind.

Ruth Buzzi

I have found that the players who have played in that game really do have respect for their adversaries.

Darrell Royal

No player or manager has greater respect for the umpires than I do, and I have demonstrated that over the years.

Pete Rose

That was the most exciting period, I think: at first, when you get the success on that really large scale.

Phil Collen

Society and the system and politicians don't want people to be aware of things. They want people to believe what they have to show 'em.

Ziggy Marley

My advice to someone to follow in my footsteps is to have patience. I've been doing this for twelve years.

Christina Milian

Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.

Tim Vine

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

Tim Vine

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

Tim Vine

Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.

Victoria Wood

I learned again that the mind-body-spirit connection has to be in balance.

Wynonna Judd