Quotes of: Jerry Keyword

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

Johnny Vegas

No matter where I am in the world, I will always be back home for Christmas.

Malaika Arora Khan

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'

Kevin Hart

The public is increasingly disgusted with a steady diet of defamation, and prepared to reward those who refrain from it.

Mitch Daniels

I think the Canadian Football League is a great league, but it's not the NFL, and I'm not Jerry Rice.

Darren Flutie

One of the great things about Ben & Jerry's for me is that not only is it delicious, but I get it for free.

Jerry Greenfield

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

Liza Minnelli

I have never been good at doing impressions of women. Which is understandable. There's a gender issue.

Rory Bremner

Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'

Jason Alexander

I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do.

Jack Dee

I have never run a public company. I spent my entire life working for a private company.

Michael Ovitz

I am in total ecstasy with where my life is now.

Wavy Gravy

Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around.

Jack Whitehall

I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.

Jack Whitehall

If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

Christopher Hitchens

Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened.

Jason Alexander

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

Denis Norden

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

Jerry Seinfeld

I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me.

Jack Whitehall

In many ways, not fitting in has been a comedic asset and a comedic resource.

Jack Dee

Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

Jack Dee