Quotes of: Jerry Keyword

People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope.

Carmen Electra

A sense of humor is important. I'm always attracted to a girl with confidence. In terms of looks, I don't have a type.

Corey Sevier

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Erma Bombeck

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Flip Wilson

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

Herbert Beerbohm Tree

It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor.

Joan Jett

It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it.

Kirsten Dunst

I've had a very laughable career and what has seen me through is my sense of humor.

Linda Gray

If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, it's silly.

Mathieu Amalric

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing.

Max Irons

I think the main thing about comedy and humor is that it's impossible and always was impossible to define.

Mike Nichols

I just like playing interesting, complex, complicated characters. I like films that also have an element of humor.

Steve Buscemi

Honestly, I didn't have the patience for biology or history in an academic sense, but I always liked the kind of big questions.

Andrew Bird

Jerry Bruckheimer really is an executive producer, who obviously is the most successful producer in the history of film and television.

Dylan McDermott

Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is unlikely to produce the first motor car.

Edward de Bono

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

Erma Bombeck

If you don't have the story and the unfolding of the trajectory of the saga, it's like getting in a car and not having any gas.

Gus Van Sant

L.A. has a fantastic car scene and because the climate is so gentle, cars can last forever.

Lee Child

I only know it takes weeks to recover, as if one had been in a car accident.

Patricia Highsmith

The smell of pine needles, spruce and the smell of a Christmas tree - those to me, are the scents of the holidays.

Blake Lively

I'm so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia.

David O. Selznick