Quotes of: Jerry Keyword

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy.

Denis Norden

People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women.

Jen Kirkman

The body is an amazing machine... If you eat the right things your body will perform incredibly well!

Shawn Johnson

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

Chaz Bono

My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.

Chloe Grace Moretz

When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.

Gloria Stuart

On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.

Kay Lenz

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Lisa Loeb

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.

Molly Sims

If you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum.

Romola Garai

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.

Rob Lowe

My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party.

Robert Webb

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

Samuel Johnson

I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.

Toks Olagundoye

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.

Uwe Boll

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Victoria Beckham

As an actor, that's the best thing you can do, really take people along on a story and tell them something.

Austin Peck

I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.

Jack Whitehall

I was at a party three weeks prior to the murders at Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate's house.

Nancy Sinatra

The strangest thing about writing a sitcom, is never knowing if it will become anything but words on a page.

Pippa Evans

I guess I didn't enjoy drawing very much. It was like homework.

Robert Crumb