Quotes of: Jerry Keyword

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Rita Rudner

Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.

Sandra Bullock

When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that.

Ted Danson

There's a lot of stress... but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window.

Dan Brown

The will is never free - it is always attached to an object, a purpose. It is simply the engine in the car - it can't steer.

Joyce Cary

No action hero is more closely associated with cars than James Bond.

Richard Hammond

I've been in a car three or four times when it filled with water and it's not a comfortable feeling.

Richard Hammond

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning

Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.

Chris Hardwick

Being half Jewish, we grew up with Christmas trees but had Jewish ornaments.

Gina Rodriguez

I hate Christmas, really. I don't really give presents away or expect any.

Joy Bryant

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Phyllis Diller

Some people try and tell you what the songs are about and it bores me to death.

Lars Ulrich

For me, juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet.

Eddie Huang

Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system.

Victoria Wood

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

Victoria Wood

Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.

Tab Hunter

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

Samuel Goldwyn

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.

Denis Norden

My agenda is trying to help people live a better life.

Jillian Michaels

Most of my adult life I had this towering contempt for America.

Robert Crumb