I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
I'm related to the portrait painter George Romney.
I start the day with the intention of doing 4,000 sit-ups but then have to work.
The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians.
It's amazing, it doesn't feel like it has been 10 years since retirement.
To have a statue of you up 100 years from now at the Superdome, I think that's amazing.
For Tim Burton's birthday I gave him a rainbow beetle. He loved it!
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
I'm always studying my craft because I want to be the best at what I do.
Nothing like a bit of 'The Best of Times' before prancing around on stage.
I have always been against cruelty to animals and remain so.
First and foremost, I just want to write comedy.
If the oil runs out, we'll be reduced to fracking Alex Salmond.
I never ever Google myself. That way madness lies.
All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.
I have three boys, so I live in a household full of testosterone.
I'm very devoted to my kids - I'm completely blind to their faults.
I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.
Jerry Orbach is just phenomenal. He is genius, so present.
I'm not one to speak about myself. I like to speak about the people around me.
I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.
