I can't abide small talk.
I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.
I don't think I have the pulling power of Jim Carrey.
I only eat healthy food, and I only want healthy love!
In prison, you get the chance to see who really loves you.
Comedy is so hard to do, so it was very cool to do dead pan humor.
I don't like the idea that the government has so much of a say in things.
But then it hasn't really been a focus of our government to make us an educated people.
As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.
When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.
Surprise is not humor. I think that there can be a fine line there.
I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
My very first acting role was Tiny Tim in 'A Christmas Carol.'
I was elected to the Diet in the same way as at every parliamentary election.
I was member of the Diet as long as it existed, until May 1933.
The unforgivable political sin is vanity; the killer diet is sour grapes.
The Spiral Gallery may happen, too. It is not dependent on government funding.
The image we have of a famous person often bears no relation to them.
How quickly we forget God's great deliverances in our lives. How easily we take for granted the miracles he performed in our past.
I know one of the reasons God gave me kids was to test my patience.
