Quotes of: Jerks Keyword

Elias: If he's gonna jerk off, I'm gonna jerk off, too Randal Graves: I don't think he's gonna jerk off.

Clerks II

I became a bit of a jerk. A kind of a nasty jerk.

Kevin Spacey

Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mean Steven Segal is a jerk, but you want to watch him because, eventually, he's a jerk who can beat up ...

Paul Scheer

There are so many of these young-adult movies with these cold guys who act like jerks to girls but are hiding soft sentiments. But in the real world most guys who act like jerks are jerks. Generally they are. I spent a lot of high school thinking tha...

Alice Englert

There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.

Mona Sutphen

A Christian jerk is still a jerk.

The Unlikely Disciple: A Sinner's Semester at America's Holiest University

Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person.

Karen Salmansohn

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.

Ryan Adams

Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.

Warren Buffett

Ma Joad: Well, Pa, a woman can change better'n a man. A man lives sorta - well, in jerks. Baby's born or somebody dies, and that's a jerk. He gets a farm or loses it, and that's a jerk. With a woman, it's all in one flow, like a stream - little eddie...

The Grapes of Wrath

If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say something kind and walk away.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me.

Raymond Chandler

People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my Jamaican curry chicken. They love the jerk, though. And they love my Mexican food.

Tamala Jones

Mitch: Man I hate that guy, he's a jerk. He is a jerk, right? Pink: Yeah. He's kind of a joke.

Dazed and Confused

Mark Hanna: You gotta stay relaxed. Do you jerk off? Jordan Belfort: Do I jerk off? Yeah. Mark Hanna: How many times a week? Jordan Belfort: Like um... three, three or four times maybe. Mark Hanna: All right, pump those numbers up, those are rookie n...

The Wolf of Wall Street

The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So l...

The Big Lebowski

Aaron shook his head, disappointed. "Why do you have to be such a jerk?" he asked Call. "Because you never are," Call told him staunchly."I have to be a jerk for both of us.

Holly Black, Cassandra Clare

My body was jerking and shaking, and I remembered John when he was in the Tunnels with Lena. The weird jerking and twitching he seemed unable to control. Was this what it felt like to be in the grip of Abraham Ravenwood?

Kami Garcia

CEOs can talk and blab each day about culture, but the employees all know who the jerks are. They could name the jerks for you. It's just cultural. People just don't want to do it.

Jack Welch

Pitts: Too bad. Knox: It's worse than "Too bad," Pittsie. It's a tragedy. A girl this beautiful in love with such a jerk. Pitts: All the good ones go for jerks. You know that.

Dead Poets Society

I'm not religious, but by nature I am spiritual. I'm an artist, and creativity seems to go hand in hand with spirituality. But I have a knee-jerk reaction against organized religions. Actually, I have knee-jerk reactions against anything that's organ...

Nikki Sixx