Quotes of: Jerk Keyword

When you're in bad mood, you find jerk on anywhere.

My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

You can be a really nasty, selfish little jerk when you're scared enough. I was scared enough.

Sunshine

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Bill Watterson

Contrary to popular belief, someone being an asshole, jerk, immature, or rude does not contradict or degrade their talents.

Love

[Enid and Rebecca try to call on Josh at his apartment. But there's answer at the door] Enid: I bet he's in there jerking off. Rebecca: I bet he never jerks off. Enid: Yeah, he's beyond human stuff like that. Rebecca: Should we leave a note? Enid: Ye...

Ghost World

As soon as they were spotted, one of the jerk’s buddies pointed at me and said, “Arrest her! She’s the one who killed Zak!”

Assassin: The Beginning

Ron gave a tiny jerk of the head that Harry understood to mean, Well - if you must.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

When was the last time you had a good belly-shaking-tear-jerking-snot-producing laugh? That long?

Impossible Is Stupid

I will never grow thick skin so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.

Single Dad Laughing

Dealing with Dillan being a jerk can mess up any saint on a good day. And you know I’m no saint.

Til Death

Sometimes you are being interviewed by someone and you think, if I knew this person they'd be my best friend. Other times you're being interviewed by a complete jerk.

Judith Guest

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.

Reggie Jackson

As much as I like to be thoughtful and think things through in my decision making - I don't like knee jerk decisions - but I'm not afraid to make decisions.

Ron Jaworski

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.

Leonardo DiCaprio

I think I'm a mama's boy who wanted to be a hockey player, who failed, and had to become a singer. I think that I'm a generous, impatient, kind, jerk.

Michael Buble

Anytime you meditate, some electric jerks occur in your thigh...the symbol of premonition of an unpleasant event that has happened or will take place in future.

Michael Bassey Johnson

People think: 'If this photographer's looking like a big jerk-off, maybe it's okay if I do.' I like to catch my subjects off balance a bit.

Mick Rock

You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards.

Ian Dunbar

My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes.

Noah Baumbach

There's always a high school jerk, isn't there? But I didn't date much in high school, because I went to an all-girls' private school for ten years.

Emmanuelle Vaugier

You have one big mythology in your favor: Everyone believes that you Europeans are impeccable. But I know you are jerks.

Fernando Flores