But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.
Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted.
Mark Hanna: You jerk off? How many times a week do you jerk off? Jordan Belfort: Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Uh, I don't know like 2, 3 times a week? Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. You're in the fucking minor leagues. Me, I j...
Talk radio around Boston is brutal, and I think that's part of what goes on is that people as they're driving to and from work start listening to these jerks, and I say jerks, because I don't think they know what they're talking about and they're jus...
Public hangings are teaching moments. Every company has to do it. A teaching moment is worth a thousand CEO speeches. CEOs can talk and blab each day about culture, but the employees all know who the jerks are. They could name the jerks for you. It's...
Randal Graves: [about the Go-Karts] It just centers me, alright? Kinda the way jerking off at work centers you. Dante Hicks: I only did it that one time. And it wasn't to center me. Randal Graves: Yeah, it was to cum. Well I dunno about you, but cumm...
I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
The daughters of God don't brake for jerks.
What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?
Some people are jerks, and some people aren't.
Maybe I am just a jerk.
I've had a disproportionate share of interaction with jerks.
I think there's a knee-jerk reaction to things from parents.
I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?
If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.
It's funny, I don't feel any older than I did when I was twenty. But I know I am, because recently some twenty-year-old called me 'sir.' Sometimes the only way you know you are getting older is by the way others treat you.
You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole.
I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial.
Jerks aren't heartbreakers there just fools with good taste.
If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.
After a while of getting jerked around, you realize what the business is really made up of.
