Quotes of: Jelly Keyword

Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? I’ll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller...

John Green

I lifted my wand, hoping she would see this as a dramatic move, not a threat. “Why once, in my bunker at Charing Cross Station, I stalked the deadly prey known as Jelly Babies.” Neith’s eyes widened. “They are dangerous?” “Horrible,” I ...

The Serpent's Shadow

Canning is a whole world of a thing to do. It requires that you get out of your head. It's a Zen thing. You cannot be wondering about your inadequacies and how they drove Bob off and be making jelly. You'll wind up with big, cylindrical jujubes.

Blue Jelly: Love Lost & the Lessons of Canning

The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.

The Jelly Bean Crisis

I’d been doing everything to please everyone else and some imaginary me.

The Jelly Bean Crisis

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.

Virginia Woolf

When fortune turns against you, even jelly breaks your teeth.

Iranian

Jelly Roll Morton: [Jelly Roll Morton enters the hall for the duel, meeting 1900 for the first time] I believe you're sitting in my seat. 1900: [stands, good-naturedly] You're the one that invented jazz, right? Jelly Roll Morton: That's what they say...

The Legend of 1900

When the tide of misfortune moves over you, even jelly will break your teeth

Persian

Your like Martha Stewart on crack,” my neighbor shouted as I stuck another cardinal in with the daisies.

Blue Jelly: Love Lost & the Lessons of Canning

I wish I could take it all back, but I can’t. And I definitely can’t un-feel a feeling.

The Jelly Bean Crisis

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

My Lucky Life in and Out of Show Business

What is the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich, exactly?” Tess asked, pursing her lips. Erin knew it was her attempt at making light of a heavy situation. “You know, just the right amount of jelly where it doesn’t squish out when you bite...

Heart Trouble

Eduardo: I'm not afraid of your jelly guns. Dr. Nefario: Oh, this ain't no jelly gun, sunshine. [uses the fart gun on El Macho to knock him out cold from the smell of the stench]

Despicable Me 2

Jelly Roll Morton: [before starting his last piece for the duel-to 1900] You can stick this up your ass. 1900: [before starting his last piece of the duel-to Jelly Roll Morton] You asked for it, asshole.

The Legend of 1900

I closed the door. Other people got husbands and children; I got a bag of lettuce. I hurled myself on the floor and sobbed. The worst thing about trying to get myself undepressed were the days when it seemed like I hadn’t made any progress at all.

Blue Jelly: Love Lost & the Lessons of Canning

It was obvious that the woman was trying to turn over a new leaf, so we bought all her bowls. I got a gigantic stoneware one with a flat bottom, like you’d use if you were making bread for the whole army, and I knew I would have to change my whole ...

Blue Jelly: Love Lost & the Lessons of Canning

You can die trying to get along with a disagreeable man,” she said, and I put a star beside it when I wrote it down and then taped it to the rear-view mirror for the rest of the drive. She hadn’t said “abusive,” I noticed; she had said that j...

Blue Jelly: Love Lost & the Lessons of Canning

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.

Magdalena VandenBerg

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

P.G. Wodehouse

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.

Lady Gaga