Jackie Treehorn: Refill? The Dude: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
The pitcher setting up the batter. It's chess, and you play with it.
I don't believe a player is ever a finished product.
The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.
I was born to hit a baseball. I can hit a baseball.
Those boos really motivate me to make something happen.
I really like Kansas City Royals stadium - Kauffman Stadium.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
The American boy starts swinging the bat about as soon as he can lift one.
I didn't get over 1300 walks without knowing the strike zone.
It just wasn't right the way they were behind by 25 points and then they're told to hold the ball.
When I'm not hitting, I don't hit nobody. But, when I'm hitting, I hit anybody.
I gave out stars whenever an appropriate situation presented itself.
I flailed my arm in a throwing motion before I could even walk.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
I didn't know much about golf growing up.
