If I get two strikes, I'll go to a pitch maybe that will help induce that a little bit.
My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
I wanted to be a part of something special and contributing to the launch of a new league was very exciting to me.
Even the slowest guy can go from first to third and help win a ballgame.
If you look at some of the people in the Hall of Fame, my numbers are compatible.
Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American. He's a communist.
I expect to win. I've never been content with anything I've ever done.
I didn't come to New York to be a star, I brought my star with me.
The only way I'm going to win a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.
You know, this game's not very much fun when you're only hitting .247.
The greatest manager has a knack for making ballplayers think they are better than they think they are.
It's quite easy to start Trials riding. You just need a bike and you're set.
So while I was studying, I rode my Trials bike, then I moved to roadracing.
The day I'm able to be debt-free is the day I'm going to be the happiest guy around.
Show me a guy who can't pitch inside and I'll show you a loser.
Get eight hours of sleep regularly. Keep your weight down, run a mile a day.
Hitting is like swimming. Once you learn the stroke, you never forget it.
Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common.
You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.
age is a state of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
Like a lot of kids, you kind of think baseball's boring - that's the perception.
