Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you? Ash: Who wants to know? Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal...
Cyrus Vance: What's wrong with bikes, again? Jack O'Donnell: We tried to get the message upstairs, sir. C.I.A Director Stansfield Turner: You think this is more plausible than teachers? Jack O'Donnell: Yes, we do. One, there are no more foreign teach...
Jack Twist: My momma, she believes in the Pentecost. Ennis Del Mar: What exactly is the Pentecost? I mean, my folks, they was Methodists. Jack Twist: The Pentecost... I don't... I don't know what the Pentecost is. I guess it means the world ends and ...
Can I have Jake and Coke--uh, Jack and Cock
I'm committed to try to make the product the best I possibly can.
They'll take everything, even your tears.
Evil lurks where disappointment lodges.
Economic gross is making us fat.
I am a doctor, a real doctor.
I was born to be champion of the world.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
It's hard to talk about yourself.
I'm not getting into a public debate with Jack Nicklaus.
You can always find a distraction if you're looking for one.
When my father spoke, it was to say something meaningful.
Sometimes I don't understand why I'm sitting here.
I'm just going to go with it for as long as it lasts.
I just want to complete my legacy.
I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.
Hopefully standup will become special again.
I had a lot of downs too, it is no secret.
