I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousFamilies hold each other in an iron grip of definition. One must break the grip, somehow.
The Widow's ChildrenThe most painful emotions are better than none at all. Ironically, we make you human.
Where Silence GathersMy erection is made of iron, and metal detectors make me horny.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouShe lives on the fumes of whiskey and the iron in the blood of her prey.
The Assassination of Margaret Thatcher