Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
Shane LeslieAn Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.
Austin O'MalleyHave you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank CarsonLost: Heartbeat. Last seen being chased away by an Irishman’s shameless grin. Reward if returned.
What Happens in Ireland