Quotes of: Invisibility Keyword

Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery and all lubed up with sunscreen.

This Book Title is Invisible

You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right before I blinked.

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Write what you want to write and would like to read, not for any invisible audience. Your readers will find you.

Two Dogs At The One Dog Inn

She didn’t have the body of the supermodel. But that’s OK, because she didn’t have the face of one either.

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For my books, I do everything short of writing my own reviews. Those I do tall.

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There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.

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I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.

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If you just give me a chance, I could be the man you’ve never dreamed of and never wanted.

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Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?

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Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?

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Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feelings by forgetting it.

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I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And I do mean freak.

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The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you. Well, aside from your clone. 

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When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks. 

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I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know I knew it by acting like I didn’t know it.

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Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it may be said that I’m a leader—a leader of one with followers of none.

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On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men. 

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I don’t need a hearing aid—I need a listening aid. And this aid, she’d better be pleasing to look at.

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I need to call it a night. But only because I don’t know what else to call it. What’s in between evening and morning?

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If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn how to play the flute on Tuesdays.

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We made love like an earthquake, which was nice because neither one of us had to do any work.

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