Quotes of: Invisibility Keyword

Voilà mon secret. Il est très simple: On ne voit bien qu’avec le coeur. L’essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.

The Little Prince

The POSITIVE THINKER sees the INVISIBLE, feels the INTANGIBLE, and achieves the IMPOSSIBLE.

My Early Life, 1874-1904

It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you.

This Book Title is Invisible

When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose.

This Book Title is Invisible

I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there.

This Book Title is Invisible

A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.

This Book Title is Invisible

I’m thinking ahead to how I’ll be thinking back to me thinking ahead in this moment.

This Book Title is Invisible

I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope. 

This Book Title is Invisible

The government wants to be aware of all your movements—probably including your bowel movements. Ain’t that some shit?

This Book Title is Invisible

I didn’t list listening as one of my skills, probably because I didn’t hear what the interviewer asked.

This Book Title is Invisible

When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in.

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I can’t afford to waste either my money or my time—but that doesn’t stop me from trying.

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The crickets sounded like maybe in the trees. They were pretty loud to be so unsure of themselves.

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I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home.

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Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

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Of all the bars in the world, prison is the worst, followed closely by the ones that serve alcohol.

This Book Title is Invisible

Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked you to pick. 

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Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup.

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The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deconstruction, but with a typo.

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I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.

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Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.

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