There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
P. G. WodehouseMen have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it.
Seth Grahame-SmithNecessity may well be called the mother of invention but calamity is the test of integrity.
Samuel RichardsonI guess I invented extended warranties, because that's all we had to sell at Chrysler in those days.
Lee IacoccaI think I've probably re-invented myself three or four times now, if that's what one calls it.
Sarah Brightman