When politicians declare war, I declare my love for antilove for them.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeI make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.To their eyes, I was love. To their ears, I was truth. To their noses, I was anus.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love like we made dinner. We had leftovers.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love in a box. It’s a gift—for both of us, from both of us.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When one is two, it is love, and one plus one equals three.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.